big sean voice: OH GOD
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
20 minutes ago / 71,498 notes / reblog

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

21 minutes ago / 52,665 notes / reblog

starscanscream:

there was never anything gayer than jimmy’s happy clone

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twentyonefighters:

He edited the picture of the sandwich

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marctheknight:

*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri

31 minutes ago / 27,800 notes / reblog

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

33 minutes ago / 312,351 notes / reblog

niggress:

A gem from Khloe Kardashian.

(Source: hollywoodsocialite)

5 hours ago / 91,941 notes / reblog
poisxnyouth:

my idol

poisxnyouth:

my idol

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ge0rgewashington:

me talking to the rest of the class before a big test


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psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

(Source: misterwooff)

1 day ago / 44,866 notes / reblog
morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

(Source: quevidamastriste)

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(Source: skeletales)

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poisonedyouthforcenturies:

hearing rumors about fall out boy’s new song:

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listening to fall out boy’s new song:

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1 day ago / 7,472 notes / reblog

capecodcasablancas:

zerofuckingfriends:

capecodcasablancas:

ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

Annoying overrated songs

ur url makes sense now

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